Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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