I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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