hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
There's always time for handjobs
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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