I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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