Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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