they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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