hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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