i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
