check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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