i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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