Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize