i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
