Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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