Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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