so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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