Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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