i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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