So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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