Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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