chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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