Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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