I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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