Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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