Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
this will be a night to untag.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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