In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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