Porn is love you can see.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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