the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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