it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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