I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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