Yo dont text me then not text me
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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