Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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