I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
worst night to have a conscience
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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