I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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