You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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