i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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