its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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