Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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