I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I need a beard to bite.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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