what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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