I didn't shave. On purpose
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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