Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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