is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish life had little blips of pornography
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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