Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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