what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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