Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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