There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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