Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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