i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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