wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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