I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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