Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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