Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
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He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Are my feet made of real feet?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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