You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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