I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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