He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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