Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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