Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(203): View more from Connecticut

That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.

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(917): View more from New York City

It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."

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(513): View more from Ohio

I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...

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(708): View more from Illinois

My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother

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