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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I can't. I will literally throw up my liver

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  Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?

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• (530): View more from California

  The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.

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• (646): View more from New York

  How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.

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